No sooner had I completed the ‘grammar’ article below, than along came this press release. Directed at journalists who, still, generally know their apostrophes from their assonance, any coverage the release generates is likely to major on ridicule, rather than the marketing message.

Only the first para has been pasted-in, to spare too many blushes:

“November 23, 2009 — GPS navigator and GPS System sale’s are booming more than ever say’s My New Cheap Director’s. This year 2009 not including the Christmas rush a staggering one billion and over GPS navigation devices including, car GPS, bike GPS, GPS aviation, Marine GPS and handheld GPS have been sold worldwide. This does not include types of GPS software and mobile phone GPS which will double the market in 2010. My New cheap “MNC Group” only have a small percentage of the market but in a fast growing market like GPS, its all MNC need. Customer are also benefiting from Eco Routes for saving fuel and not being caught by naughty speed camera’s. Its a win win for everyone.”

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